AISubs v3.7
- Get up! - Get up!
- Everyone, you like eating and walking because it's fun, right? - We love it!
- But it's not just about having fun. We have to compete in eating and walking like sports.
- We're men, so... - What? Can't we do it?
- Can't we? - I've come up with a good rule, so I'll tell you about it.
- Is that so? - It's called...
- It's called... What is it, designer? - What?!
- You're saying it without even telling me the rule? - What is it?
- It's called "Battle of Eat-Walking-Dead"!
- That's right! It's "Battle of Eat-Walking-Dead"! - You're like a zombie!
- In other words, since it's about eating and walking, we have to eat and walk.
- We're going to use kilograms for eating this time. - Oh!
- Kilograms multiplied by kilograms. That's the score for this game. - Oh!
- And we've divided it up into these three teams. - Yes.
- Power type, balance type, and speed type.
- In this case, power means you can eat, right? - Yes.
- If the inside air explodes, I'll go crazy. - That's true.
- Remember what Sendai said. "Oh, Tetsuya's not here." - That's scary!
- The liquid type is a little too costly, so it's definitely not allowed.
- And I don't know where we are right now, but we're in front of Isesshi Station. - Isesshi!
- In front of Isesshi Station is a tapiora spot called "Gegu". - Yes.
- First of all, we're going to battle for 30 minutes here.
- I'll tell you about the inside air later, but it's really crowded right now.
- Isn't it February 2nd already?
- If you're a liberal arts college student and you're done with your test and you're stupid,
- you should either go to Disney or Okayago-cho.
- I can't wait that long! - I'm sure you can't wait that long!
- Once you're done with the 30 minutes, you can go back here for now. - Okay!
- We'll announce the results in between and you can go to the inside air and have fun. - Okay!
- It's 1:30 now, so please come back here at 2 o'clock. - Oh no! It's already starting!
- We have 2 minutes left! - Are you ready? - Yes!
- Then, get ready... Start! - Start!
- Let's go! Drink first! Drink first! - Go, go, go!
- It's started! - We can go now, right?
- What do we do? - Well, first of all...
- What do we do? - First of all...
- In the end...
- While we're eating, we're going back to our dreams.
- Anyway...
- We want to gain kilometers.
- So...
- We're going to run.
- We're going to run for once now.
- I want to eat more than anyone else.
- I want to eat a lot.
- Yes.
- First of all, since we're boping...
- Yes.
- Let's drink something low-calorie.
- Is it okay?
- No, because it's no use filming.
- It can't be helped. - Strategically...
- Let's basically walk fast.
- That's right.
- Good, good, good.
- I'm wearing an air hose today.
- You're in a different mood.
- That air hose...
- Anyway...
- We're going to...
- Bop a joke.
- We're going to bop it until we're too tired.
- That's where we're going.
- Let's go.
- Yes.
- This is where we came for our trip.
- Yes.
- Please hurry up and go.
- Even if we drink and get drunk...
- We can't gain kilometers at all.
- Wow, this is fun.
- This is fun.
- Hello.
- We eat in a balanced manner.
- Yes, we eat in a balanced manner.
- If you enjoy it...
- It should naturally feel good.
- Yes, it's a word for enjoying it.
- Eating and walking.
- First of all, let's buy this bread specialty store.
- Bread is expensive for him.
- It's about weight.
- Weight, huh?
- I don't know anymore.
- Try your best.
- Let's stop eating bread for a moment.
- Oh no, hurry up, hurry up.
- Oh, this is good.
- Thank you for your hard work.
- The doping agent was decided well.
- This is the perfect place.
- Mr. Suzuki?
- I'd like to go to Mr. Suzuki's house.
- Yes, let's go.
- What are you going to eat?
- After all, we have to go to quite a lot of places.
- Everyone...
- I see.
- I see, I see.
- It's spilling, it's spilling, it's spilling.
- Thank you very much. - I'll eat a lot of this.
I'll pick you up.
- It looks delicious. - It's here.
- What is this? - It's meat.
- By the way, both of these are taffy. - I ate a lot.
- 6x1=9. - 6x1=9.
- When you're done eating, say "OK". - OK, I'll eat it.
That's good.
- I ate a lot. - I ate a lot.
I'll pick you up.
It's 2x3=5, so it's about 380g.
I'll eat this.
Thank you for the meal.
This is the same amount as before, so we can say it's 2x2=6.
- Shall we look at the distance we ran without thinking about it? - Sounds good.
- We ran for 10 minutes without thinking about it. - Yes.
- 1.6km. - Wow, wow, wow.
- It's not bad. - Wow, wow, wow.
- If we do the same thing twice more, it'll be less than 5km. - You're really sick.
- This is Isejin-gu. - It's Geku-gu.
If it's too hard for you, you should go to a women's high school.
- I'm running like crazy. - You're fat, you know.
I'll lose weight like this.
Wow, it's wonderful.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
It's so beautiful.
OK, sightseeing is OK.
Let's go.
It's just been 20 minutes.
We have to go back at 2 o'clock, don't we?
We have to go back.
Oh, no.
Are we going back?
It's hard.
Wait.
I haven't used up all of it yet.
No way.
OK, face this way.
We have to eat it properly.
It's useless.
If we find a beef skewer, we can eat it.
Oh, no.
It's not good.
I want you to take some time until the beef skewer is grilled.
Let's gain a lot of distance here.
OK.
Hot, hot, hot.
What?
I'll gain a lot of distance.
No, no.
The GPS won't work with this.
Air force one.
We don't have to wait for a traffic light.
We can go this way.
I see.
It's 1 km away now.
It's coming.
What should we do?
Let's go to a confectionery shop.
A confectionery shop?
Wait a minute.
It's 1 o'clock and 50 minutes now.
Isn't it bad?
It's a waste of time to wait.
We should run.
It looks delicious.
I've never eaten a beef skewer like this.
It's very soft.
Oh, I forgot to weigh it.
It was delicious.
Wait a minute.
Are you having fun now?
Are you saying "The beef skewer was delicious"?
It's 254 yen.
Here you are.
It's difficult to eat Eho without running around.
It's delicious.
Wait a minute.
It's difficult to eat Eho without running around.
Shut up!
I don't know Eho.
Eho is southwest.
It's over there, but we have to go this way.
It's impossible.
Toshimitsu, you should run like that.
I can't talk when I eat Eho.
That's right.
Do your best.
Look at Eho and run.
We have arrived at 2km now.
Eho seems to run a lot.
This place has a lot of nature and it's nice.
Please check the rest with your own eyes.
Hurry up!
Can you still run?
I'm a little hungry.
I feel sick.
It's zero.
It's almost zero.
It's 168g.
168g?
It doesn't look different from Eho.
But, Eho is bigger.
Toshimitsu is good at it.
I just ate it.
Toshimitsu, you have only three minutes.
Let's run.
- Huh? - There he is!
- He was running so fast just now!
- Just now? - Oh, just now?
- Your pace is slowing down. - You're wearing a skirt, aren't you?
- I'm embarrassed, but I'll do my best! - Yeah!
- Yeah, you can do it! - Yeah!
- You can do it, senpai! - Let's go!
- You can go in, just follow me! - Yeah!
- You can do it, Keiichi! - Yeah!
- It's like, they're three individuals, so their pace is slowing down. - Yeah!
- Kikuichimonji Main Line. - Wow, so cool!
- Katana! - For real!
- Wow! - Katana!
- This is what a katana looks like. - Wow...
- Your face looks like you're in a lot of pain, Toshin-san! - No way!
- Ah! Everyone's running! - Didn't we actually win?
- Let's see how fast they're running. - I see.
- Ah, they're gaining distance. - Yeah, yeah.
- Tetsuya was running in his clothes, just now. - Yeah.
- Huh? Have we arrived at the meeting point? - We're here!
- Huh? What's that? - Huh? It's time out!
- Phew... - Phew...
- It's over now. - It's perfect.
- It felt great. - Phew...
- Let's wait for the results of the week. - Yeah.
- Alright, we made it in time. - Yeah.
[30 minutes later]
- So, 30 minutes have passed. - Yeah.
- We're back at where we started. - Yeah.
- We're back. - Yeah.
- There's someone wearing short sleeves. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm glad we didn't mess up. - Yeah.
- I forgot about that. - Sorry about that!
- The camera was on fire. - Sorry about that.
- Alright, let's hear out the results of the other teams. - Yeah.
- It's been a while since we did this. - Yeah.
- Alright, first up is our team. - Yeah.
- Power type. - Yeah.
- Kilograms eaten. - Yeah.
- 0.768. - Huh?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- In 30 minutes?! - Yeah, in 30 minutes.
- That's a lot of food! - Wow!
- In 30 minutes, we ate nothing. - Yeah.
- Are you drunk?! - Yeah.
- Toppings! - Yeah.
- And we walked 1.34 kilometers. - Wow!
- That's a lot of walking! - So, that's about 1.03 kilometers.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- So, our balance team. - Yeah.
- Let's start with... - Umm...
- Kilograms eaten. - Huh?!
- Balance team! - Yeah.
- Kilograms eaten! - Huh?!
- How many times are you doing this?!
- 0.422. - Wow!
- We ate a lot! - Huh?! We ate a lot!
- We ate a lot of ehomaki with a rubber band.
- Wow!
- We ran while facing south and west like this. - Wow!
- We did a little bit of jogging. - Wow!
- 0.4 km!
- 3 km! - Wow! - Wow! - You're going that fast? - Wow! - You ran, right? - I did, I did. - You're doing a lot of things. - So, this is the balance type. - I see, I see. - You're strong. - You're strong. - So... - 1.266 km! - Wow! - Wow! - You're strong. - You're strong. - The balance type is good. - So, for the speed type... - First of all, the distance we ran... - Yes. - 4.5 km! - Wow! - That's fast! - That's crazy! - We ran! - We ran! - 1 km in 6 and a half minutes, right? - I don't know, but... - The course we ran became slanted.
- You ran like this! - You were in the gag! - Oh, you were! - You were in it! - This area is also old-fashioned. - Oh, say your prayers. - The kilogram you ate. - Yes. - Oh! - Wow! - I knew you'd do it! - I see! - 0 points for now! - I see! - You're the speed type. - You did everything. - I did everything. - You're like Tetsuya now. - You're doing each and every type properly. - You're honest. - You're honest. - Yes. - It's an hour until lunchtime. - Yes. - Let's go to the interior of the OKAGE YOKOCHO. - Yes! - Wait a minute...
- Let's go! - Hurry up and eat! Hurry up and eat! Hurry up!
- Hurry up and eat! Hurry up and eat! - Hurry up and eat!